ok here's one for ya (although i already told amber this one in person). kian was asking me where daddy's father's day present was and i told him that i hid it, to which he responded "you hit it? like with a bat?"
me: "no no, i didn't hit it, i HID it...like in a hiding place."
kian: "oh...you hit it like with your elbow?"
at which point i gave up trying to explain.