Questions

I was bending down to tie a boy's shoes in my class the other day and he was staring at me contently. I was singing "Jesus Loves Me". Naturally I thought that he was enjoying my song, as he was staring really hard now. As I was finishing up his left shoe he asks me "Missy Ambuh, why you got boobs?"

First Conversations of the Day

So . . . everyday when I walk into my classroom, one of my four year old pupils comes up to me and has some new way of saying "good morning".

The other day I walked into my room and he came up to me and said this as my good morning hello:

"Hi Miss Ambuh. You know what? You wemembah(remember), you, you wemembah the time my dad peed on somebody?"

No. No buddy I do not remember. But . . . I now know that your dad peed on somebody. I love you buddy.